INTRODUCTION / 4
引言 / 5
TAKING A TAXI IN XIAMEN AIRPORT / 12
廈門機場打的記 / 13
AN EVENTFUL FIRST DAY / 22
波折的第一天/ 23
PERSONAL SAFETY IN CHINA / 32
在華人身安全 / 33
CHINESE MONEY / 36
中國貨幣 / 37
BEING A FIRST TIME TEACHER / 40
初為人師/ 41
THE CHINESE LANGUAGE / 50
感悟中文/ 51
ARE THERE TABOO SUBJECTS TEACHERS DON’T TALK ABOUT IN THE CLASSROOM? / 54
有教師不能在課堂上談及的禁忌話題嗎? / 55
BOWELS / 58
如廁/ 59
THE REALITY / 64
遭遇現(xiàn)實/ 65
DENEICE AND EMERSON / 80
戴妮絲和愛默生/ 81
THE STUDENTS / 98
中國學生 / 99
TWILIGHT / 110
特萊特 / 111
SUNNY AND MICKEY / 116
米奇和姍妮 / 117
SHARK / 122
沙克/ 123
HOLIDAYS AND TYPHOONS / 126
假日與臺風/ 127
CHINESE CUISINE, CANTEEN-ESE STYLE / 140
食堂就餐記 / 141
A BOIL UP TO END ALL BOIL-UPS / 148
吃火鍋 / 149
CURL UP AND DYE IN CHINA / 154
美發(fā)記 / 155
CHEAP TAIWANESE JUNK / 162
便宜貨/ 163
WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN / 168
兼職記/ 169
A STITCH IN TIME / 176
做衣服/ 177
EVER BEEN FRAMED? / 182
買相框 / 183
OUR FIRST WEEK IN CHINA / 188
在華第一周的日子/ 189
THE CITY OF LONGYAN / 194
小城龍巖/ 195
LONGYAN?---NO LONG RAIN! / 200
多雨的龍巖/ 201
WHO’S BEEN MUCHING ABOUT WITH THE SUN? / 208
是誰對太陽暗動了手腳/ 209
POLLY WANNA CRACKER? / 214
放鞭炮/ 215
WALKING ON WATER / 218
購票奇事/ 219
MY DAILY BUS RIDE HOME FROM SCHOOL / 226
下班乘車記 / 227
BOOKING TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE / 230
購票記/ 231
GUT WRENCHING GOODBYES / 242
傷離別 / 243
LONGYAN REVISITED / 248
重訪龍巖/ 249
MY TOP TEN TIPS FOR LIVING IN CHINA / 256
居華十條建議 / 257
THINGS WE LEARNED ABOUT LIVING ACCOMMODATION ON OR OFF CAMPUS / 258
校內、校外住宿須知 / 259
DRIVING YOURSELF IN CHINA / 272
在華自駕/ 273
SHOPPING / 274
在華購物/ 275
TRAVELLING—BUSES, TRAINS AND HOTELS IN CHINA / 280
在華旅游——巴士、火車和酒店/ 281
STAYING IN HOTEL IN CHINA / 294
入住酒店須知/ 295
HEALTH CARE, DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS / 300
中國醫(yī)保、醫(yī)生和醫(yī)院 / 301
ABOUT THE AUTHOR / 312
作者小傳/ 313
APPENDIX: TRAINING AND CONTRACTS / 314
附錄:培訓與簽約/ 315