目錄 Passage 1 Please sew a shirt on the button 1 Passage 2 The dead horses were in the way of the bus 2 Passage 3 I’ve asked a few policemen to come 3 Passage 4 A pair of shoes 4 Passage 5 No one sat opposite me 5 Passage 6 Run after a taxi next time 6 Passage 7 Fashionable clothes? 7 Passage 8 Who have you caught? 8 Passage 9 What killed him? 9 Passage 10 What’s wrong with our Tom? 10 Passage 11 Where’s the key? 11 Passage 12 It’s only a joke 12 Passage 13 What a good memory! 13 Passage 14 The cause of the doctor’s death 14 Passage 15 It’s a cat of course 15 Passage 16 She doesn’t like the better oranges 16 Passage 17 We have the same mother 17 Passage 18 My dog can’t read 18 Passage 19 Asking the way 19 Passage 20 Don’t lift your arm, then 20 Passage 21 The most unlucky day 21 Passage 22 There is no doubt about it 22 Passage 23 The right choice 23 Passage 24 He held the paper upside down 24 Passage 25 One hundred and nought 25 Passage 26 I will be half dead then 26 Passage 27 He had no shoes on 27 Passage 28 What did he hurry off for? 28 Passage 29 How can we get there? 29 Passage 30 Where’s Mr. Forgetful’s umbrella? 30 Passage 31 Who could take the cloud? 31 Passage 32 The same excuse 32 Passage 33 I have got a lighter 33 Passage 34 She was too careless 34 Passage 35 I can’t see the sparrow 35 Passage 36 We haven’t got a dog 36 Passage 37 There’s something wrong with my television 37 Passage 38 Two pieces of news 38 Passage 39 Catch of the day 39 Passage 40 I can’t swim, you know 40 Passage 41 A bet on a plane 41 Passage 42 I want another jacket like that 42 Passage 43 The gold and the coat 43 Passage 44 Saving money 44 Passage 45 Mr. Black and the four umbrellas 45 Passage 46 I haven’t opened my medical kit yet 46 Passage 47 Aren’t you his mother? 47 Passage 48 I would displease neither of you 48 Passage 49 The vet is too thin 49 Passage 50 Jack and the one thousand dollars 50 Passage 51 How did you stop it? 51 Passage 52 There’s no difference 52 Passage 53 Maybe you’ll run faster than it 53 Passage 54 Selling an elephant 54 Passage 55 It wasn’t my fault 55 Passage 56 You’d better choose an intact teapot 56 Passage 57 Don’t fool me 57 Passage 58 Don’t be foolish 58 Passage 59 She was driving 59 Passage 60 I could do it fifteen years ago 60 Passage 61 The best way to keep meat fresh 61 Passage 62 Amnesia 62 Passage 63 I did as you said 63 Passage 64 My father has found it 64 Passage 65 The easiest question in the world 65 Passage 66 The crocodile had no shoes 66 Passage 67 Two friends 67 Passage 68 There’s no need to hurt each other 68 Passage 69 Come back to read your letter 69 Passage 70 How did the woman catch a bad cold? 70 Passage 71 So I won’t be able to pay you for the ticket 71 Passage 72 Don’t believe a drunkman 72 Passage 73 Who’s foolish? 73 Passage 74 I was a guard 74 Passage 75 I’ll fine you twenty dollars 75 Passage 76 A clever boy 76 Passage 77 Columbus stood the egg on one end 77 Passage 78 Mike is polite today 78 Passage 79 Torn trousers are better 79 Passage 80 She would do more 80 Passage 81 It’s a mirror 81 Passage 82 A wallet 82 Passage 83 Buy a car for me as well 83 Passage 84 The writer and the cook 84 Passage 85 You’ve told the truth today 85 Passage 86 Haven’t you found the post off ice yet? 86 Passage 87 An unlucky thief 87 Passage 88 Try to be clever like her 88 Passage 89 Clever or foolish? 89 Passage 90 Two priests 90 Passage 91 Who would listen to him? 91 Passage 92 Should I be honest or obedient? 92 Passage 93 Please send the bill to her husband 93 Passage 94 The gentleman needs our help 94 Passage 95 We haven’t got such a flat hen 95 Passage 96 Ididn’t take the keyhole 96 Passage 97 The goat has a lot of time 97 Passage 98 I’ve only burnt the used paper 98 Passage 99 The stupid animal hasn’t told me 99 Passage 100 I thought it was a military secret 100 參考答案及解析 101