第一章 無(wú)敵腹黑 1 We Close at Ten 我們十點(diǎn)關(guān)門 2 Burglars Broke into the House 盜賊來(lái)訪 3 A Polite Horse 有禮貌的馬 4 Have the Money 致富 5 The Man Is Looking for It 他正在找呢 6 Egges 雞蛋 7 Kept Coming Back 總是飛回來(lái) 8 Good News and Bad News 好消息與壞消息 9 You Should Be Replaced 你應(yīng)該被替換 10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire 怎樣在火爐旁找個(gè)好座位 11 It Hurts 疼 12 Is He Really Ill 他真病了嗎 13 Sharing on the Train 火車上的共享 14 Letter from A Fool 傻瓜來(lái)信 15 To Bury the Goldfish 埋金魚 16 Perfect Project 完美設(shè)計(jì) 17 Two Hundred Times 兩百遍 18 Who on earth Lost 到底誰(shuí)輸了 19 The Eager Beaver 工作狂 20 Two Soldiers 兩個(gè)士兵 21 Fishing with a Mirror 用鏡子釣魚 22 A Large Hole 大水坑 23 A Shoebox 鞋盒 24 NASA Mars Mission 國(guó)航局火星計(jì)劃 25 Two plus Two 二加二 26 Drunk Superman 喝醉的超人 第二章 萌倒童年 1 Mother and Son 母與子 2 Why Is He Crying 他為什么哭 3 Is It a Good Way 是好辦法嗎 4 Why Is Your Face So Red 你的臉為什么那么紅 5 A Clever Girl 聰明的小女孩 6 A Good Box of Matches 一盒好火柴 7 It Was Fine This Morning 今天早晨還好著呢 8 I Need His Football 我需要他的足球 9 What do They Eat 吃什么 10 A Boy with a Big Head 大頭娃娃 11 A Good Boy 好孩子 12 Where Is the Father 爸爸在哪兒 13 I Just Showed Him 我只是讓他看了看 14 List Your Sins 列出你的過(guò)錯(cuò) 15 God's Creations 上帝的創(chuàng)造 16 Pregnant 懷孕 17 Two Cents a Glass 兩分一杯 18 Little Rock Buys the Bread 小洛克買面包 19 The New Baby 新寶寶 20 An Artist's Daughter 畫家的女兒 21 Lucky Mother 幸運(yùn)的母親 22 Why Does It Rain on the Road Too 雨為什么也要下在路上呢 23 She Wants to Keep Them 她想占有它們 24 Whose Baby Is It 誰(shuí)的寶寶 25 Jesus Is in the Bathroom 耶穌在衛(wèi)生間里 26 Big TroubIe 麻煩大了 第三章 名人趣談 1 Before the Foundering 沉船之前 2 Hat 帽子 3 There Isn't a Scar on Your Body 身上沒(méi)有疤 4 1+1=1 1+1=1 5 1 Make Way for a Fool 給傻瓜讓路 6 Wearing Glass 戴眼鏡 7 Autograph 簽名 8 You Have Already Beacome a Great Man 你已經(jīng)成了偉人 9 What Are You Really Thinking about 你在想什么 10 You Should Pay Double Tuition 你應(yīng)該付雙倍的學(xué)費(fèi) 11 I Have Continually to Bow 不斷致意 12 Stamp 郵票 13 Borrow a Book 借書 14 Editor's Reply 編輯的答復(fù) 15 Worn out Overcoat 愛(ài)因斯坦的破爛外套 16 He Bathes on Behalf of Me 他代我洗澡 17 Charming Girl 美女 18 A Strange Creature 奇怪的生物 19 A Humorist 一位幽默家 20 "The Pope Is Never Wrong"Is Not True 教皇永無(wú)過(guò)錯(cuò) 21 Elementary Knowledge 基礎(chǔ)知識(shí) 22 A Story of Jimmy Durante 杜蘭特的單口相聲 23 What Did He Eat 牛頓"吃飯" 第四章 狗血江湖 1 My First Operation 第一次手術(shù) 2 Bouncing Up and Down 上下跳動(dòng) 3 Rules for Success 成功法則 4 You Were Flying Too Low 飛得太低了 5 Introductions 介紹 6 Got It Again 舊病復(fù)發(fā) 7 I Didn't 我沒(méi)打過(guò) 8 First Baby 第一胎 9 Computer Language 計(jì)算機(jī)語(yǔ)言 10 Experience 經(jīng)驗(yàn) 11 Do You Need Help 需要幫忙嗎 12 The Last Tooth 最后一顆牙 13 Pregnant 懷孕 14 That Officer Was Not Popular 不受歡迎的長(zhǎng)官 15 Surgeons 外科醫(yī)生 16 Is She Pregnant 她懷孕了? 17 The Warm‐hearted Nurse 熱心的護(hù)士 18 Appeal 上訴 19 The Taxi Driver and the Priest 出租車司機(jī)和牧師 20 A Brand‐new Brain 全新大腦 21 Traffic Accident 交通事故 22 A Tough Marine Sergeant 粗魯?shù)暮＼娭惺?br />23 How Many Can Be Discharged 多少人能出院 24 That's Your Worry 那是你的事 25 Post Haste 緊急郵遞 26 Old Fire Truck 舊消防車 27 A Smuggler 走私犯 28 Protect Himself 保護(hù)自己 29 Cover the Shadow with Sand 用沙子遮住影子 30 In Prison VS at Work 監(jiān)獄與單位 第五章 親密關(guān)系 1 I Was in Love and Didn't Notice It 戀愛(ài)中沒(méi)有注意到 2 I'm the Bridegroom's Mother 我是新郎的母親 3 Looking for a Husband 找個(gè)丈夫 4 In the Swimming Pool 在游泳池里 5 Marry 結(jié)婚 6 Be inside the Coat 我在外套里 7 I'm Hooked on You 我被你勾住了 8 Not My Daughter 不是我的女兒 9 Dating 約會(huì) 10 The Baby Will Just Like You Tomorrow 寶寶明天就像你了 11 Change 變化 12 We're Divorced 我們已經(jīng)離婚了 13 The New Telephone Number 新號(hào)碼 14 It's Too Late 太晚了 15 Promise or Threat 承諾還是威脅 16 Some Conversations on Married Life 婚姻百態(tài) 17 Thirty Years Younger Than Me 比我年輕三十歲 18 He Asked Me First 他先向我索吻了 19 Birthday Rose 生日玫瑰 20 What Are You Going to Do This Evening 你今天晚上要干什么去 21 A Penny Pincher 守財(cái)奴 22 Rejuvenation Pill 返老還童藥片 23 My Wife Makes All Small Decisions 小事老婆說(shuō)了算 24 Twins 雙胞胎 25 I Had Him Buried Upside down 臉朝下埋的 26 Always Share 分享一切 27 The Perfect Husband 完美丈夫 第六章 最強(qiáng)大腦 1 I Think That I Am a Bird 我認(rèn)為自己是一只鳥 2 Does He Bite 它咬人嗎 3 Put the Peach Back on the Tree 把桃子放回樹上去 4 I Did Not 我才沒(méi)有 5 Poisonous Snakes 毒蛇 6 Frog 青蛙 7 Pose for Pictures 拍照留念 8 Tell Horses Apart 區(qū)分馬 9 Space Race 太空競(jìng)賽 10 Chewing Gum 口香糖 11 Small White Rabbit Fishing 小白兔釣魚 12 One for the Price of Two 一物二價(jià) 13 Flying Turtle 飛翔的海龜 14 The Ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力 15 Special Kiss 特殊的親吻 16 Another Choice 另一個(gè)選擇 17 Eat，Coat 大衣，你吃吧 18 A Boring Man 無(wú)聊之人 19 He Was Only Wrong by Two 他的答案只比正確答案差二 20 The Talking Frog 會(huì)講話的青蛙 21 Hot Air Balloon 熱氣球 22 Fast Chicken 跑得飛快的雞 23 Pay for the Mother 為"媽媽"埋單 24 Caught by Cannibals 被食人族抓住 25 Lion and Lady 獅子和女郎 26 A Fish Tale 一條魚的故事 27 Special Pig 神奇的豬 28 Who Had the Most Tragic Death 誰(shuí)死得更慘 第七章 急中生智 1 Handsome Man 帥哥 2 Fat Man and Thin Man 胖子和瘦子 3 Big Surprise 大吃一驚 4 Can Not Stop 無(wú)法停下來(lái) 5 The Best Stimulant 最佳興奮劑 6 All Your Life 你的一生 7 Lawyer's Answer 律師的回答 8 The Autograph 簽名 9 A Moron 白癡 10 A New Employee 新職員 11 It's Hard to Tell One from the Other 雙胞胎難辨 12 The 15th Vice President 第十五位副行長(zhǎng) 13 Who Should Change 誰(shuí)該換？ 14 The Bill 賬單 15 To Take Love More Seriously than Friendship 重色輕友 16 Distance 距離 17 I'm Calling to Report My Neighbor 檢舉揭發(fā) 18 Suitcase 手提箱 19 Perfect Match 絕配 20 What's on Your Back 你的背上放什么東西 21 A New York Lawyer 一名紐約律師 22 The Cleverest Son 最聰明的兒子 23 Don't Worry 不必?fù)?dān)心 24 The Servant's Ruse 仆人的詭計(jì) 25 A Rick Does Long Way 一招解決大問(wèn)題
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