浪漫囧人卷

Contents  目錄

浪漫篇

It’s a Mirror  那是鏡子

The Perfectionist  完美主義者

The Temperature Is 63  體溫63度

Rest Your Eyes  歇歇眼

Every Honeymoon  每次蜜月都來(lái)

The Muddle-headed Husband  糊涂丈夫

I Happened to Be Inside  我碰巧也在里面

Anniversary-birthday Cards  生日周年紀(jì)念卡

Better Marry  最好結(jié)婚

Afraid You Were Bringing Her back  怕你送回來(lái)

Doesn’t the Baby Look Like Me?  孩子不像我？

My Wife Paints the Rooms  妻子油漆

Diet  節(jié)食

Living History  活歷史

Guess  猜猜看

Never Mentioned Your Name  從未提起過(guò)你的名字

Marry Penguin  和企鵝結(jié)婚

Married  結(jié)過(guò)婚的

Best Resort  撒手锏

Singer  歌手

My Love Will Go on  愛(ài)心依舊

I’m Not Inquisitive  不愛(ài)問(wèn)到底

For a Husband  找的是丈夫

A Multimillionaire  千萬(wàn)富翁

The Ideal Mate  理想伴侶

Who Is This Speaking?  你是誰(shuí)？

Your Letter Came Too Late  你的信太晚了

You’ve Already Heard It  你已經(jīng)聽過(guò)

Spent Their Honeymoon There  在那里度過(guò)蜜月

In the Swimming Pool  在游泳池里

A Good Way  御妻良方

Being Practical  非常實(shí)用

Do You Want to Switch Seats?  你想換換位子？

My Mother’s Wedding  媽媽的婚禮

I’ll See to the Rest  剩下的我來(lái)做

Fell in Love Sitting down  坐著相愛(ài)

I’m Hooked on You  我被你勾住了

The Key to His Heart  心靈的鑰匙

Calling in a Low Voice  叫門不在言高

Happy Marriage  幸?；橐?/p>

The Stories Are Still in  故事還在

To Use Them Later  以后還要用

Give up Smoking  戒煙

The New Telephone Number  新電話號(hào)碼

God Will Provide  上帝會(huì)提供

Chandelier  枝形吊燈

I’m George  我是喬治

The Recipe of Love  愛(ài)情處方

Love Weed  愛(ài)情草

Tonight at Eight-Fifteen  今晚8點(diǎn)15分

A Wicked Boy  小壞蛋

Witches’ Loaves  女巫的面包

By Courier  愛(ài)情信使

Appointment with Love  玫瑰之約

囧人篇

Flying Too Low  飛得太低

Puzzle  難題

Blended Coffee  調(diào)合咖啡

Landing  降落

A Branch  分店

An Optimist  樂(lè)天派

It’s for You  給你端的

Understanding the Meaning  心領(lǐng)神會(huì)

Can You Handle It?  你能處理好嗎？

The Baldest Man  最禿的人

Just a Yes Or No  只說(shuō)行不行

Sleeping through Summer  睡過(guò)了夏天

What Do You Call Your Other Arm?  另一只手臂叫什么？

Which End of the Fork  叉子哪一頭

Rental Agreements  租車協(xié)議

Interview God  采訪上帝

The Larger Scheme  長(zhǎng)遠(yuǎn)計(jì)劃

Pop Home for My Pyjamas  回家拿睡衣

Bigamy  重婚

Only Men’s Clothes  只有男裝

A Philosophic Treatise  哲學(xué)論文

Ten Commandments  十誡

Still in the Same Cemetery  還住在原來(lái)那個(gè)墓地嗎？

A False Problem  答非所問(wèn)

A Collar-button  一枚領(lǐng)扣

20 Years Late  遲到20年

Economists  經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)家

Drunkard  醉鬼

A Silly Father  傻爸爸

Grass Doesn’t Grow  不長(zhǎng)草

How Do You Breathe?  我怎么呼吸？

An Extra $5 for Shower  加收淋浴費(fèi)

That’s Why You’re Sacked  被炒的原因

An Important Job  重要工作

Buried in One Grave  合葬

You’ve Changed Your Name  你連名字也變了

The Oil Sheik  石油大亨

Complaining about the Temperature  抱怨溫度

Sun Plan  太陽(yáng)計(jì)劃

A Vacation Cruise  假日巡航游

I’ll Go There Myself  我自己過(guò)去

The Mistaken Father  糊涂父親

In Common  共同點(diǎn)

The Juice in the Downpour  天降果汁

Farsighted Opinion  遠(yuǎn)見(jiàn)卓識(shí)

Fast-food Charge  快餐費(fèi)

The Tray Walker  輪椅托盤

Because It Doesn’t Leak  因?yàn)椴宦?/p>

Bull Wrestler  斗牛士

Ambiance  氣氛這道菜

A Dry Cleaner’s  干洗店

He’ll Miss His Funeral  他會(huì)錯(cuò)過(guò)自己的葬禮

I Can’t Light Chocolate  巧克力點(diǎn)不著

Who Left? 誰(shuí)離開了？

Who’d Need Pants?  誰(shuí)還需要褲子？

The New Part  新區(qū)

Only Sixteen Chapters  只有16章

Date of Divorce  離婚日期

A Difference  不同凡響

Changing Shifts  我們?cè)趽Q崗

That Makes Me My Own Grandfather  我成了自己的祖父

The Lucky Bonus  幸運(yùn)獎(jiǎng)

The Birthday Present  生日禮物

Never Get Excited  從不激動(dòng)

More Light  光線充足

Penitence  懺悔

The Legs Will Fall off  桌腿會(huì)掉下來(lái)

It’s No Use  熱水沒(méi)用

I Want to Get out  我是要出去

Drink for My Friend  替朋友喝

Psychology  心理學(xué)

Test at Pearly Gates  上帝考試

Buy Me out  出錢買我

Farther Away from the Paint Bucket  離桶越來(lái)越遠(yuǎn)

Long Life  長(zhǎng)生不老

When the Computer Is down  當(dāng)電腦失靈的時(shí)候

Collect Call from Las Vegas  來(lái)自賭城的電話

A Pound of Butter  一磅黃油

The Key  鑰匙

The Glove  手套

The Conjurer’s Revenge  魔術(shù)師的報(bào)復(fù)

Good Secretary  頂尖秘書

My Financial Career  我的金融生涯