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英文版《三字經(jīng)》

別笑,一本正經(jīng)的文言文 第2季 作者:童亮


  

人之初:At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)

性本善:Sex is good.(性是美好的)

性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多的)

習(xí)相遠(yuǎn):But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)

茍不教:If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤煉精進(jìn))

性乃遷:Sex will leave you.(性將遠(yuǎn)離你的生活)

教之道:The way of learning it.(學(xué)習(xí)性的指道原則)

貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person.(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

昔孟母:Once a great mother,Mrs. Meng.(曾經(jīng)有一個偉大的教母:孟母)

擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.(為孩子選最佳性行為示范的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示范而影響小朋友的身心健康)

子不學(xué):If you don’t study hard,(再次叮囑,你若再不刻苦勤學(xué)……)

斷機(jī)杼:Your Dick will become useless.(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)

竇燕山:Dou,the Famous.(寶先生,名人)

有義方:owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常好的藥方)

教五子:All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚(yáng):And their sexual ability were well-known.(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)

養(yǎng)不教:If your children don’t know how to do it,(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為……)

父之過:It is all your fault.(這所有罪過都是你造成的)

教不嚴(yán):If they had lots of problems with it,(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題……)

師之惰:their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.(那他的老師一定教很懶散,沒有教的很徹底)

子不學(xué):You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學(xué)習(xí)它……)

非所宜:but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學(xué):If you don t learn it in childhood,(如果不從小學(xué)習(xí)它……)

老何為:you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀(jì)你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢:If you don t exercise your dick,(若沒有持續(xù)操你的小弟弟)

不成器:It won ’t become hard and strong.(它將不會變的堅硬和強(qiáng)壯)

人不學(xué):If you don t learn sex,(如果你沒有學(xué)習(xí)性行為)

不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜)


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